Scroggins Crosswired Local News
Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see) |
| Feb 16, 2001 | Assembly hears gas complaints |
| Feb 16, 2001 | Stench in Macon not blamed on City Council or paper mill |
| Feb 16, 2001 | Navy: having 16 civilians near the controls can be hazardous |
| Feb 15, 2001 | County considers downsizing Bibb employees |
| Feb 15, 2001 | Barnes’ signature begins Bibb School’s battle |
| Feb 14, 2001 | Dudley fights taxi smoking ban, invokes Justice strategy |
| Feb 13, 2001 | Clinton takes snake-oil show to Harlem |
| Feb 12, 2001 | Spacecraft crash-landing on asteroid could boost Georgia economy |
| Dec. 11, 2000 | Gore lawyers appeal U.S. Supreme Court ruling to Judge Judy |
| Sept 29, 2000 | Ellis: City will only buy 'safe' guns and safe cars |
| Sept 26, 2000 | Parents 'freak out' about bibles, cite mythical separation clause, threaten legal action |
| July11-Sep25 | Brief rehab in a mental health facility |
| July 10, 2000 | Clinton uses smartcard to sign E-Signatures Law, quill pen to tickle ladies |
| June 30, 2000 | Rocker rides 7 Train disguised as gay French jewelry salesman |
| June 29, 2000 | Efforts to name Gray Highway the "Groovy Highway" failed |
| June 28, 2000 | Allen says irrational behavior justifies drug tests for Bibb Commission |
| June 27, 2000 | Airport naming rights could create real tongue-twisters |
| June 26, 2000 | Honey production suffers in drought, Clinton economic policy blamed |
| June 23, 2000 | Cicatello refuses Crawford severance offer, suggests other severances |
| June 22, 2000 | Hundreds of thousands heckle Bibb commission for more school funding |
| June 21, 2000 | Court bans God from football games |
| June 20, 2000 | Bibb OKs short-range roads plans through this week |
| June 19, 2000 | School board politely tells county to shove it |
Jun8 - Jun16 |
Crosswired News temporarily disabled by illness in the family |
| June 7, 2000 | Rally planned to support Bibb schools |
| June 6, 2000 | Richardson assignment part of conspiracy to derail GOP landslide |
| June 5, 2000 | DOT chief questions need for rail system and internal combustion engines |
| June 2, 2000 | Macon's water use restrictions threaten budget process |
| June 1, 2000 | Car thief torches wheat field in protest of Al Gore visit |
| May5 - May 31 | Crosswired News editor abducted by aliens - story coming soon... |
| May 4, 2000 | 'I Hate You' virus praised by computer experts |
| May 3, 2000 | Governor signs death export tax break, complains of finger cramps |
| May 3, 2000 | INS seizure of Elian Gonzalez disrupts Major League Baseball |
| May 2, 2000 | Public Safety Committee vote prompts the Midnight Ride of Jim Lee |
| May 1, 2000 | Barnes signs law to ensure trial lawyer wealth |
| May 1, 2000 | Sewerage spills prompt language policy at MWA |
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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins
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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny B and Jami G.
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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